Vampires, Longer, Witches, Teach, Church, Kill, Werewolves, Spot

by Enokson

Question by Joshua Bear:

Why does the church no longer teach how to spot and kill vampires, werewolves and witches?

They used to, they even had Catholic vampire/werewolf killing kits. Of course you don't need any kit to burn a witch at the stake or to spot one. But how come they aren't helping us with the war on vampires and werewolves anymore? Are they more interested in the war on homosexuals, abortions and fornication? Is it that they lack faith in vampires, werewolves, witches and demons which their bible talked about?




Best answer:

Answer by Imma moose
tere too popular nao. twilight fans from evfreeware will killz dem.

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