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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS



Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay for a item he needs.



A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.



A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.



A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.



To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



LONGEVITY


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.





PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.



A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.



Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.







HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED



Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals




Best answer:

Answer by twinkle stars
lol its funny but except for the first three equations ......i totally dont agree with them

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